I've been waiting for you to put this on newgrounds!
Glad you finally did!

Once I saw the title and the author I KNEW this was going to be a joke.
This was great!

No doubt my favorite one.
Jons poem is pure beauty.

Wow!
This is amazing!
It's very fun and quite challenging!
Great music too!
Great job!

It's basic. But that's normal for your first game.
2nd, it needs music, a video game is nothing without it.
I do like the controls, they are very good. And I like it because they're tight, and I found out that if you fall, and you quickly jump while in the air, you'll jump a small height, which could save yourself from dying.
Overall, It has great potential, and with more and more practice it'll only get better!

Believe it or not, It's fun to play man!
I really had fun! The only problem I had with t was it was a little repetitive.
But there were nice colors/graphics and VERY nice music!
Good job!

This is awesome! Love the vibe and dynamic contrast.

Fuuuuuuuuuck this is dope

Incredible! Love the variety! Your synth choices and mixing is sublime! Great job! I LOVE it!

Good art!
Glad to see someone here who likes vinesauce!

Wow this is impressive!

Has very good potential!
Better than what I could ever do!